In honour of Father’s day 2011 I’m reposting my favourite Father’s Day post:
It’s Daddy’s Day everyone! However, I dislike it when the focus is shifted off of myself so let’s talk about something sorta father related but even more directly related to me: Daddy’s Little Girls.
Term: Daddy’s Little Girl (DLG)
Genus: Spoilus Brat-acus
Also known as: Princesses, little angles, precious darlings and other monikers that only add to their appeal (or repeal)
Age range: From birth till death
Telltale signs of a DLG:
If you’re looking in any bar that begins with “girls, girls, girls!” you won’t find them there. Ditto to anything offering shows for 25 cents (DLG’s would charge at least $1!) or any hotel offering ‘hourly rates’…